Track listing:

CD1

1. In Conversation With Pete The Clown 4:00
2. Mick The Clown (No Relation) 1:36
3. Put Some Pants On! 1:43
4. Poofburger 1:18
5. Crap-Tel - My Two Annoying Dads 1:30
6. A Frightful Hoo-Ha 3:18
7. A Bit Of Knifework 0:46
8. Martin/Molly Fantasy Line 1:18
9. Good Plain Fumio! 0:57
10. Shoko-Licious! 1:30
11. Urinal Cakes 0:35
12. These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things 2:23
13. The Female Premier 0:37
14. Why Black People And White People Are Different 0:13
15. The Keating Twins 1:45
16. Pokies, Scones And The Midday Show 1:48
17. Tum & Phul 1:56
18. 'Damn This Actor's Strike To Hell' 0:58
19. The Auld Mug 1:07
20. Wacky Tabacky 1:53
21. Martin/Molly Distilleries 1:44
22. On The Gases 0:28
23. 'Formerly' 0:38
24. Histesticles 2:05
25. Bananas Sans Pyjamas 0:35
26. 3D Radio! 1:17
27. Crichton-Browne 1:15
28. Mike Tyson And Friends 1:52
29. A Bit Of Chairwork 1:09
30. The Boom Gate Arm Thing Bloke 2:55
31. Just Keep Printing The Nudie Photos Hugh 1:52
32. Micklotto 2:34
33. Not With Fish! 1:56
34. Cracker Night 0:31
35. Tim Forsyth Turns Blue 1:26
36. That Depressing Voice-Over Man 1:32
37. Bank Fees 0:51
38. Ladies And Gentlemen... Pamela Anderson 0:21
39. Maggots In Black Tie 2:08
40. ABCFM - Bachtober 2:03
41. What The Papers Said 1:26
42. Viva La France 10:21

CD2

1. Browner Still
2. A Quick Wedgie 0:37
3. ABCFM - Less Talk, More Mozart 2:04
4. Spectacular Views 2:20
5. Shopkeep To The Stars 0:22
6. A Big Job 0:31
7. Arthur Tunstall's Answering Machine 0:45
8. Misleading Newsreel 1:33
9. Renovations 0:41
10. Bob Geldof Forgives And Forgets 1:34
11. Cahootery 2:23
12. Blue Hats 0:41
13. Pipes! 0:56
14. Cold As Ice (Willing To Pay The Price) 0:25
15. The Obligatory Tribute To Kurt Cobain 0:44
16. Not Quite Right Funerals 0:44
17. Bad Cut Of Grandad 1:45
18. What Happens When You Phone Up To Complain 2:01
19. John Howard - Man Of Mystery 2:11
20. Pretend War Is Hell 2:44
21. Stephen King's The Flower Seller 1:41
22. My Chemist Shoots Mine Out Of A Cannon 1:30
23. A Bit Of Tablework 1:36
24. A Bun In Someones Else's Oven 0:40
25. Crap-Tel - Crap New Channels 1:20
26. B3 1:46
27. '...Citizens' 1:24
28. Docking Their Brains Out 1:09
29. Don't Shoot Me, I'm Only The Gun Shop Owner 1:24
30. Saddam Hussein - Still Crazy After All These Years 2:19
31. Mick 'Live 'N' Kicking' 1:43
32. I Need Toner 0:21
33. Poop Fiction 0:50
34. Poofburger 2 2:25
35. Advanced Supermodelling 0:22
36. The Longest Word In The English Language 0:30
37. Jimmy Smits Electricity Corporation 0:53
38. Good Grief! 0:26
39. Would You Like Christ With That? 2:16
40. Orenthal 3:34
41. Where's Tony? 1:07
42. Where's Mick? 1:06
43. Gladiators Ready! 4:30